I’ve Heard Of A Bag Of Dicks, But…

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Cleanup on Aisle Three

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Doctor’s Office Nostalgia

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The Large Red Vibrator

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Episode 52 | FFM Threesomes: Seducing A Woman As A Couple, First Vibrator Advice

Episode 52 | FFM Threesomes: Seducing A Woman As A Couple, First Vibrator Advice

Two listener questions from women about getting another girl in bed for a threesome, including topics such as making an approach or opening the door, how to tell if another woman is into you, and the option of using...

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The Dark Age Is Over In Bali

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How To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

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Filthy Fist Bump

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May The Force Be Inside You

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Shara’s Secret Garden

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Remember That “External Use Only” Tag?

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Reason #1042 Not To Pass Out At A Party

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Terrible Masturbation Idea #8346

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You’re Welcome

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Giant Dildo Challenge

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Dildon’t, I’m Warning You

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Tea Time At Shara’s

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Meanwhile, At The Dildo Factory

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It’s Like A Vibrator Without Batteries

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Best Friends And Sex Toys

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Episode 47 | Birthday Spankings for Shara, Toxic Sex Toys, Dating Confidence Issues

Episode 47 | Birthday Spankings for Shara, Toxic Sex Toys, Dating Confidence Issues

Shara gets a full round of birthday spankings to start the show, then we talk a little more about painful boners (continued from episode 46), a listener's favorite dildo that also causes burning pain, and addressing self-confidence issues to...

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Christian Blogger Claims 70% of Women Don’t Deserve Orgasms

UPDATE: They made pretty quick work of deleting my comment (below) along with several others that didn't tow the line. I thought I was actually pretty polite, and so were the other comments that got deleted. ...

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Man Left Bleeding By Flying Dildo

...When the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch ownedNorthern Territory...

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Episode 25 | Advice Line: A Granny Beats A Public Masturbator With A Dildo, Moving Past Sexual Trauma, Numbness From Vibrators, Double Penetration Hesitation

Episode 25 | Advice Line: A Granny Beats A Public Masturbator With A Dildo, Moving Past Sexual Trauma, Numbness From Vibrators, Double Penetration Hesitation

A story about a little old lady chasing a public masturbator with a giant dildo, a woman contemplating celibacy due to sexual disappointments, clitoral numbness from frequent use of vibrators, and a guy looking for a middle ground on...

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Keeping Your Sex Toys Clean

From the Medical Adviser: As always the disclaimer - this is general advice provided by a knowledgeable professional derived from accredited resources for your personal consideration. If you have questions on specific health concerns seek a qualified...

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Episode 18 | Advice Line: Why Guys Like Facial Cumshots, Laser Pube Removal, Unsafe Sex Toys, False Accusations of Cheating

Episode 18 | Advice Line: Why Guys Like Facial Cumshots, Laser Pube Removal, Unsafe Sex Toys, False Accusations of Cheating

Topics include why guys like blowing loads all over women, laser hair removal for balls and pussies, how to spot and avoid using unsafe sex toys that can leech chemicals and cause problems, being constantly accused of cheating when...

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Episode 13 | Advice Line: Taking Virginity, Managing Two Subs In A Threesome, Sexual Piercings

Episode 13 | Advice Line: Taking Virginity, Managing Two Subs In A Threesome, Sexual Piercings

Topics include taking virginity, managing two submissives in a threesome, Prince Alberts and whether piercings in general improve sexual stimulation. Sexual-Dark-Age-013-Listener-Mail-Vol-4.mp3

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Episode 11 | Advice Line: Threesome Insecurity, An Awesome Oral Sex Game, Age-Inappropriate Relationships, Fixing A Lame Sex Life

Episode 11 | Advice Line: Threesome Insecurity, An Awesome Oral Sex Game, Age-Inappropriate Relationships, Fixing A Lame Sex Life

Specific tips on making your own Dupli-Cock, a bi female submissive asks for advice on head space in threesomes with another girl, a sex game you might never have thought of, thoughts on age inappropriate/lolita relationships and some tips...

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Pornoglyph | Sex Toys

By a narrow margin Version 1 triumphed with an extra vote, so I present to you the Sex Toys Pornoglyph.

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Episode 8 | Sex Toys Rock: Why Every Woman Should Own Dildos and Vibrators, How Guys Can Take Advantage Of Them

Episode 8 | Sex Toys Rock: Why Every Woman Should Own Dildos and Vibrators, How Guys Can Take Advantage Of Them

The history and variety of sex toys for both men and women is examined, along with methods for bringing toys into your playtime if you haven't in the past. Sexual-Dark-Age-008-Sex-Toys-Rock.mp3

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Vote On This Pornoglyph

I came up with these two designs for the "Sex Toys" Pornoglyph, but neither Shara or I can decide which one is cooler; so I'm asking for your help. I don't want to get into a poll, just...

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Homework | New Toys For The Kitty

Your assignment for episode 8, should you have a stunt pussy, is to get that pussy a new toy. Girls, since you can never have enough sex toys, buy yourself a new one.  If you haven't used toys before with...

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