Whatever You’re Selling, You Have My Attention

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Gives “Eating Out” A Whole New Twist

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If I’m Bored, Missionary Doesn’t Cut It

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So Glad I Don’t See These At Work

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The Most Powerful Position

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Enter Tunnel Safely

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Seriously, Do Not Disturb

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Great Place For A Picnic

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I Thought She Was Doing Laundry And Stuff

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Best Vacation Ever

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Donations For A Worthy Cause

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Just Kidding, We’re Done

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I Always Seek Forgiveness

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Never Sleep With Anyone Crazier Than Yourself

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Go For Broke, Try It At The Same Time

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Other Means Of Payment?

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Swingers Wanted? FORE!

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Homo Sex Is…

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No Shirt, Free Drinks

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Things That Belong In A Uterus

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I’d Like To Make A Reservation

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