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How Is Pussy Supposed To Smell?
The short answer is: “It’s supposed to smell like pussy.” This is a great sex-positive article written by a gynecologist regarding female attitudes toward the smell of their love canals, and how language usage can make women with perfectly normal pussies think they’re sitting on a fish market on a hot afternoon.
While there’s some great info here, reading it causes me to renew my objection to the use of the word “vagina” in sex education. This is fun and very informative, but it could have been fucking hilarious.
One of my gynecology patients approached me this week to ask about her “V-pourri,” (the scent emanating from her nether regions). When I was writing my book What’s Up Down There? Questions You’d Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend, I got so many questions about how coochies smell that I was inspired to write a whole chapter about it.
With nicknames like “Fish Taco,” it’s no wonder we freak out. Many women I meet absolutely despise their vaginas, as if they completely buy into whatever childhood messages they were fed about how the vagina is “dirty” and “bad.” For these women, any odor wafting up from down there acts as a big stinky banner of how much they hate their girlness. With vagina nicknames such as “fish taco,” “crotch mackerel,” “cod canal,” “fish factory,” “fuzzy lap flounder,” “tuna town,”and “raw oyster,” it’s no wonder we worry about how we smell. But I say it’s time to change all that. Why should we hate what’s normal, healthy, and part of the rich female experience?
Back Door Action With Speed Bumps
This was written in response to a listener’s question regarding anal sex involving her husband’s over-achieving girth, considering that she suffers from external hemorrhoids. This is discussed in Episdode 30, Listener Mail Vol. 10.
From the desk of our medical adviser:
External ‘roids are no fun with a large caliber pole going in and out at any speed.
Possible ways to deal:
1. Stop Anal sex (doubtful),
2. LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of LUBE. Silicone based lubes, however, are not FDA approved for internal use for extended intercourse, use of toys or anal intercourse with hot nasty ‘roids. Mineral oil or Vaseline are nice and slippery but not generally recommended as they will melt latex. Of course it is always good to uses condoms for anal intercourse for disease minimization.
3. A spot of Anal-Eze will help for the short term but it really will numb the sensations for both partners.
4. Surgery is a permanent solution to the problem (but it is painful and puts the port out of action for its natural function and play time for way too long)
5. Preventative care includes seeing your healthcare provider to obtain a combination cream (analapram is one) that includes a steroid and a pain medicine combined and use it early in a flare to minimize the discomfort and duration.
If the sufferer is significantly undertall (Too short for their weight) becoming taller or loosing weight will help avoid ‘roid flare. Height/weight appropriateness is best for all health matters.
If constipation is a problem start drinking more fluids – water preferred – increase the roughage in your diet and if still a problem try a stool softener like OTC dulcolax, to ease the passage.
Make sure to carefully read labels for anything that might cause allergic reactions in you or your partner, and feel free to ask more specific questions if it would help.
Homework | 10 Habits of Highly Sexual People
For this assignment, should you choose to accept it, look over this excellent list of ten habits of highly sexual people. Pick one thing on this list that you want to be better about, and focus on it for a couple weeks. We’d love to know how it works out for you.
1. They think of sex frequently and surround themselves with stimuli that trigger desire. Dwelling on thoughts of sex arouses desire, which is communicated non-verbally and heightens their sex appeal.
2. They pursue – and usually attain – frequent sex. Sex is good for our health, both physically and psychologically, and the results show. It’s also self-reinforcing because the more sex we have, the more we want it.
3. They practice spontaneity, seeking sex whenever a good opportunity arises – and even when it doesn’t. This often involves some risk-taking, especially when it comes to sex outdoors or in semi-public places. The thrill of being caught in the act adds sexual tension and heightens sensation.
4. They are sexually adventurous and constantly seek new sexual paths, which keeps things fresh. Their openness to explore new techniques, new venues and new positions makes them an exciting partner.
5. They laugh frequently and use humor in the bedroom to dispel any tension or to defuse potentially embarrassing situations, which are inevitable with sex. People are drawn to laughter, and it bonds them as partners.
Keeping Your Sex Toys Clean
From the Medical Adviser:
As always the disclaimer – this is general advice provided by a knowledgeable professional derived from accredited resources for your personal consideration. If you have questions on specific health concerns seek a qualified health professional in your area. An Internet search for a KAP – Kink Aware Professional may help you locate a sympathetic provider. Typically a urologist or gynecologist, Nurse Midwife have heard it all and may have some suggestions if their are no identifiable KAPs in your area.
Some additional points for you to consider on toy cleaning for non-porous items:
Porous items like leather, wood, ropes are not likely to be effectively cleaned to assure no diseases can be transferred if exposed to blood.
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