Girls, your homework for Episode 10, should you have a stunt cock available, is to give your man a surprise blowjob, expecting and allowing nothing to be done to you in return. Extra credit is available if you wake him up with surprise head.
Guys, your homework is to take some time to manage your pubes properly, as described in the episode.
If you dare, comment on this post when you’ve done your homework and let the rest of us know how it worked out.
FellatiArtistry aka Cock Sucking
Episode 10 allows me to share my favorite pornoglyph so far; the symbol for FellatiArtistry, also known as championship level cock sucking.
Jeff on facebook was kind enough to whip up this road sign for Shara. I currently have her tied to a chair to keep her from searching the world trying to find it. I decided to create a new category on the blog called “Listener Genius” to use when sharing gems like this that you guys might come up with. Thanks Jeff!
By a narrow margin Version 1 triumphed with an extra vote, so I present to you the Sex Toys Pornoglyph.
Listener comments and questions covering another health benefit resulting from guys burping the worm on a regular basis, advice for a girl who can only climax with a man and can’t get herself off, a guy coping with a dead relationship, and some tips on introducing BDSM to a historically vanilla sex life.
The history and variety of sex toys for both men and women is examined, along with methods for bringing toys into your playtime if you haven’t in the past.
I came up with these two designs for the “Sex Toys” Pornoglyph, but neither Shara or I can decide which one is cooler; so I’m asking for your help. I don’t want to get into a poll, just post a comment here to let me know which one you think is better, and whichever has the most votes in two weeks will get rendered as the final symbol.
Your assignment for episode 8, should you have a stunt pussy, is to get that pussy a new toy.
Girls, since you can never have enough sex toys, buy yourself a new one. If you haven’t used toys before with your man, try getting him on board with using it on you. If he resists, make him listen to this episode
Guys, your assignment is to buy a vibrator as a gift for your girl, then surprise her by using it on her.
As always, post here if you dare after completing your homework.
This time around I go through all the ins, outs, ups and downs of masturbation for both guys and girls, including highlights of the many physical and psychological benefits of regularly scheduled orgasms either with a playmate or flying solo. The listener call-in line is now live at 517-376-3116, feel free to call with feedback or questions.
Episode 7 is all about workin’ it on your own, so that makes this the perfect pornoglyph to release along with it.